porn4ladies:

25. Me. I pledge allegiance to the flag…
porn4ladies:

by Artur Cunha
porn4ladies:

I felt pretty this morning. 18. 

keatchi:

itssofluffy-im-gonna-die:

h4te:

i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free

that’s called night robbery 

so be it

(Source: h4te, via beauti-fulsouls)

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

br0lan:

my coworker just told me about a kid he knew in second grade that was really allergic to peanuts but one day during lunch he said that he couldn’t take it anymore and wanted to know what reeses taste like so he pulled out his epipen, ate the reese cup then stabbed himself with the epipen and told the teacher to call the hospital and that kid is the most hardcore kid I’ve ever heard of I wanna be his friend 

(via theoneandonlyalmightysosa)

abracadang:

thirsty ass hoes these days smh

erraticartist:

cupsnake:

You know what the Green Heron is basically the best heron because it is like 90% neck so when it is all folded down it looks like a giant head with wings and legs

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but then suddenly ZOOP

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fucking green herrons

What the fuck

(via mielipuolistapaskaa)

ging-ler:

do you ever shave your legs but later you realise you missed a spot and its like

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(via ruinedchildhood)

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